Dad told me the following joke:
A bank robber walked into a crowded bank and ordered everyone to lie face-down on the floor. "I will shot anyone who dares to look up," he admitted. To show he wasn't kidding, the robber shot the first guy who looked up. Scanning the room, the robber asked if anyone else looked up. A man on the floor answered, "Well, I didn't, but I'm pretty sure I saw my mother-in-law look up."
I cracked right up at the ending. I tried to tell my night attendant, but I couldn't stop laughing long enough. I managed to tell Cynthia. She laughed.
In my appointment today, I was asked to switch my Weight Watchers bread to a grocery store brand high-fiber bread. This is big and scary. That bread is comforting.
I thought about it for a bit and said it would be tough, but I'd give it a try.
Before I could ask, my doctor said, "Weight Watchers bagels aren't an option."
I cracked up. Am I that easy to read?
Have a Good Friday tomorrow!